May 2013
92 posts
fuckyeahorgasmic:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i...
ebuddies:
call my dick gatsby bc its great
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
Reblog if you are....
thewomaninkevlar:
candylandtimelord:
A hunter A companion A timelord A wizard A witch A detective A doctor A hobbit An angel A blogger
zubat:
i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what’s time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
Code to identify a Shadowhunter
Scenario #1
You: "Are you from South Carolina?"
Shadowhunter: "Yes, we have wonderful mangoes."
*Embraces*
Scenario #2
You: "Are you from South Carolina?"
Mundane: "No."
You: "Mundaaaane."
“I’m here to be a artist first and a lady second”
– Theresa, Best Ink (via le-romantic)
Kyle: One of your girlfriends? Was that red-headed chick at the garage one of them? Because she was cute.
Simon: No. That's Clary; she's my best friend. And she has a boyfriend. Like really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends.Trust me on this one.
julie plec: *kills off every character in the show*
julie plec: oh wait theres no one left
julie plec: okay let me bring them all back now
virginholes:
time for some hot shower sex minus the sex
frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
awkwardvagina:
if someone ever tells you they have a crush on you there is a 130% chance they are lying and are just trying to lure you in so they can use you as a blood sacrifice to the gods
